I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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