a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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