dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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