And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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