I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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