ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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