i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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