To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Randomize
