Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
