just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My liver just broke up with me...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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