I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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