If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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