i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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