THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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