So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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