This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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