I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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