I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Still dying that you shit outside
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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