Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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