Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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