I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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