You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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