can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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