how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
false alarm. still invincible.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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