Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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