for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Of course I have a pirate flag
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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