But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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