guys are not supposed to queef...right?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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