I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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