I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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