whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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