ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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