I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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