Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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