Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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