If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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