he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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