He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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