She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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