i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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