I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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