U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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