You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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