do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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