can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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