i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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