Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
the liver wants what the liver wants
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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