did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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