Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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