That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
