Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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