The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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