but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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