why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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